It's a universal fact: break-ups fucking suck. They worse than suck. They are heart-wrenchingly, expectation-shattering, mind-numbingly painful. You try and remember all the bad things about the person who broke your heart but images of the two of you running through a field of daisies keeps annoyingly popping in. Well, here is a project to help you remember that sometimes break ups can be a good thing.
6 simple steps for making your smooshed
soul laugh again (all while making fridge magnets).
Step One: Take your therapists advice and make a relationship pros/cons list. Then, cross out the pros and add to the cons. Write down every horrible, wicked thought you've had since the big break. No matter how ridiculous or petty, being nice here won't score you any points. In fact, the more outrageous, the more you'll laugh and the better you'll feel.
Step Two: Transfer to a computer program. Here we used InDesign. Make sure to include words like: He, She, We, is, had, and, a. It will help your poetry flow like Wordsworth.
Step Three: Choose a background color that matches your mood. Print on photo paper.
Step Four: Unwrap Self-Adhesive Magnet Strip - Can be found at any hardware store.
Step Five: Attach magnetic strip to the back and cut strips to size.
Step Six: Attach to fridge and make all the funny little sayings your brain was telling you all along anyway. Have a little laugh and give yourself props for being creative. You'll live!














THAT is awesome.
Posted by: Elizabeth | January 17, 2008 at 05:59 PM
why are you still funny? i would be home with my head in the oven.
Posted by: Roberta | January 17, 2008 at 06:00 PM
This is pretty funny. Where can I get a set?
Posted by: Smokin' Ryan | January 17, 2008 at 08:42 PM
Now that is funny!
Posted by: Jonah Johansen | January 18, 2008 at 12:26 AM
You are so much better than him and really everyone thought he was a huge DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Dana | January 20, 2008 at 07:55 PM
ha HA! never excited...wonder what that means! we need to all hang out soon. <3 Liz
Posted by: Liz | January 25, 2008 at 08:55 AM
I'm having Deja vu. But then again, this was posted on Groundhog's day.
Posted by: MrStevensen | February 04, 2008 at 12:30 PM