B-I-N-G-O!

If you live in San Francisco, Brooklyn, or Portland you may want to play a few rounds. You know, in case you finish so fast you can't fully enjoy your cup of organically-grown coffee from the fair-trade bean fields of Guatemala.

If you live in San Francisco, Brooklyn, or Portland you may want to play a few rounds. You know, in case you finish so fast you can't fully enjoy your cup of organically-grown coffee from the fair-trade bean fields of Guatemala.
Almost every Thurs. I get a 5 o'clock phone call fom a friend convincing me that we should meet up for "one happy hour drink". This always sounds like a good idea and before I know it I'm guzzling down my vodka soda as an unhappy bouncer stands watch over me 10 minutes after announcing "last call". Those nights I will inevitably 1.) lose something I can't afford to immediately replace ie., camera, cell phone, purse. 2.) take many embarrassing photographs which I think look great at the time. 3.) justify the bar's $3 atm fee by taking out more money than intended (which I will then promptly spend) and say to myself the next day "God, how did I spend $140 last night?"
Well, those crafty-as-shit Europeans have come up with a clever way of erasing the evidence. Inflatable Pub - complete with tacky art and fireplace. Drink up mates, you'll never have to return to the scene of the crime.

If you're still spending countless hours stapling papers only to later regret the act - these cool-as-shit staple removers might be right up your alley. At only $55, I can't think of a better purchase moneybags.